March 2011
12 posts
Oh damn.
Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = You get skinny
You get skinny = Then you get ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death Lesson: Don’t lose your pen or you will...
That awkward moment when people act like they know...
Sex with me would include...
Holding:
Making out:
Lip biting:
Going slow and steady:
Then hard and fast:
February 2011
6 posts
Life, Liberty, & the Pursuit of Fashion.: Wiz... →
raybabyray:
and thus he is very shy because he’s too anxious to socialize (unless he’s high) (hence the profuse weed smoking) and even then he probably has issues.
I think most great people have some sort of disorder.
I dont LOVE Wiz Khalifa but i can see how he could be considered to be very smart and…
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
7 posts
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw...
That Awkward Moment When an Ugly Hoe Calls You...
jesuisdecalifornie:
vintage-couture:
at first your like
then you show them a mirror and their lookin like
then they try to think of a come back like
then your like
then they look at you like
and your like
then they start crying like
then you look at them like
then you walk off bad like
hahaa!! DEAD!
HAHAHA SO RELEVANT !
lmaooo one of thaa many...
lawrenceisawesome:
this is the first time i’ve cried in ages ><
lmfaooooooo ! omgg im weakkkk!
November 2010
13 posts
Reblog if you like any of the following:
jesuisdecalifornie:
lostinasecond:
phuongynguyen:
fuckyeshollywood:
Justin Bieber.
Miley Cyrus.
Taylor Swift.
Demi Lovato.
Selena Gomez.
Ashley Tisdale.
Katy Perry.
Rihanna.
Bruno Mars.
Nicki Minaj.
Jasmine Villegas.
Jessica Jarrel.
The Script.
and i will follow you <3
Katy Perry of course because she my wifeee. :)
October 2010
1 post
July 2010
5 posts
1 tag
Who do you think should be the next president of...
OBAMA BITCH !
ask me something. I wanna noe wat yu wanna noe :)
1 tag
What TV show makes you laugh the loudest?
The Game
ask me something. I wanna noe wat yu wanna noe :)
1 tag
Who's the smartest person you know?
idkayy
ask me something. I wanna noe wat yu wanna noe :)
1 tag
Would you rather be a famous musician or a famous...
Actress
ask me something. I wanna noe wat yu wanna noe :)
June 2010
6 posts
Holla if you need me
You know I still got you
And if you ever need me to be...
– Holla If You Need Me:: Ready:: 2009 (via fuckyeahtreysongz)